Start Studying Late

Bill Gates, To be a good professional Engineer, always start to study late...

Insomnia

Insomnia and other stories, by Dr. Seuss
1 year 3 months ago

Religious Shark

shark, excuse me gentlemen, could you spare a minute for Jesus Christ?
1 year 10 months ago

No Senior Citizen Discounts

No Senior Citizens Discounts, you have had twice as much time to get the money
1 year 7 months ago

Shower Thermostat

shower thermostat shows mostly cold, part hot, and a sliver of perfect heat
1 year 4 months ago

Ellen Degeneral

Portrait of Ellen Degeneral as a General
1 year 7 months ago

Einstein

If Einstein's so smart, how come he's dead
1 year 1 month ago

Intent

Confucius say...
1 year 11 months ago

Neat Nature Facts

If you took every elephant in the world laid them end to end in space-they'd die
1 year 1 month ago

Scary Guy

Legs Hanging Off the edge of your bed? MINE NOW.
1 year 7 months ago

Effing Twilight...

vampire comes in, girl is excited, he leaves and says "dang twilight"
1 year 3 months ago

Meeting Adjourned

man with shotgun, meeting adjourned
1 year 9 months ago

Lady Gaga Wardrobe Ideas

Lady gaga jealous of Muslims with funny hats
1 year 10 months ago