Srsly?

guy at urinal, there are many free urinals, guy uses the urinal next to him

This is Mine

cat on Cat tractor, its mine, has my name on it
1 year 7 months ago

Pizza Is Here

cardboard cutout looks like delivery man, from peephole
1 year 10 months ago

Hay

This job isn't for everyone, but hay ..it's in my jeans.
1 year 1 week ago

Pot of Gold

lightening strikes near the end of the rainbow-no gold for you!
1 year 10 months ago

Laundry...

Do the laundry they said, it will be fun, they said
1 year 4 months ago

Wish For Death

Throw coin in wishing well, wish for death, speak wish out loud it wont come tru
1 year 3 months ago

Ray Charles Laptop

ray charles, wtf is wrong with my piano, it's a laptop
1 year 11 months ago

Scaredy Cat

Scared Cat
2 years 3 days ago

Sad Dog

I tried saving my master from the vacuum cleaner, but he just yelled at me
1 year 2 months ago

Snakedog

snakedog
1 year 11 months ago

Aw..Nevermind

(fat guy drops downloaded cd) Aw...nevermind. I'll download it again
1 year 2 months ago

Law School?

3 Days at Law School? Why Not Own Firm Yet.
1 year 9 months ago