Seuss

I can read this while taking a dump

It's what you've been wanting...

Parents give kid a present, and say it's what you've been wanting..
7 months 1 week ago

All Men Are Created Equal?

All men are created equal, False explain midgets.
1 year 2 weeks ago

Cool Cat

cool story bro
2 years 6 days ago

Cat Spookin

what i bought it for, cleaning my computer, what i use it for, cat spookin
1 year 7 months ago

Greenland Vs. Iceland

Greenland is Ice? and Iceland is Green? my brain is full of f#$%!
1 year 7 months ago

F-word

Teacher calls mom to tell her, her kid said the F-word at school, mom says wtf
1 year 1 month ago

Crazy Seal

Crazy Seal
1 year 11 months ago

I live in da hood

cat sleeping in hoodie hood, I live in da hood.
1 year 2 weeks ago

Alpaca

couple kissing, alpaca behind: I get the hint, alpaca my bags and move out
9 months 2 weeks ago

Princess and a Frog

Princess kisses a poisonous frog.
1 year 10 months ago

Do Nothing

bachelor frog, do nothing, be tired
1 year 8 months ago

Listen to Your Heart

Guy listen's to his heart to decide what to do, heart beats, he beats girl
1 year 9 months ago