Psychic

psychic

Kidnap?

Kidnap? I prefer the term surprise adoption.
1 year 11 months ago

Tech Support

cat working on computer, Don't Worry I'm From Tech Support
1 year 10 months ago

Jellyfish

hand dryer, applaud jellyfish
1 year 7 months ago

Is That All There Is?

map of world - Antarctica, Is that all there is? No, there is also Antarctica.
1 year 9 months ago

Video Games

Video Games, why waste good technology on science and medicine
1 year 9 months ago

Wilson

Baby looks like Wilson from Castaway
1 year 8 months ago

Say, Ernie, do you want some Ice Cream?

Say, Ernie, do you want some Ice Cream? Sherbert.
1 year 4 months ago

Scumbag Caveman

That food you're stockpiling for winder, sure was good, got any more?
1 year 1 month ago

Underground Movement

I liked the Earthquake Better when it was just an underground movement
1 year 5 months ago

Soviet Drink

Soviet juice drink called Leninade.
6 months 1 day ago

I'm so happy

I'm so happy you're home! someone shit in the hallway
1 year 11 months ago

Reasonable Spider

spider, my family is cold an misunderstood, can i crash in the corner tonight?
1 year 7 months ago