Nice Reporting

had sex with woman

Samuel L. Catson

Samuel L. Catson (cat with Samuel L. Jackson head)
5 months 2 weeks ago

Jackolantern Hangover

jackolantern throwing up
1 year 6 months ago

Test

Pregnancy test, result shows: go call MTV
1 year 1 month ago

Sandwich

A sandwich with words?
1 year 10 months ago

Silly Pluto

Silly Pluto, stop orbiting the sun, you are no longer a planet
1 year 9 months ago

Psycho Cannibal?

I will eat your baby carrots if you don't like them.
1 year 10 months ago

Scumbag Caveman

That food you're stockpiling for winder, sure was good, got any more?
1 year 1 month ago

No Instant Food

no instant food left in house, it's like Auschwitz in here
1 year 9 months ago

Spiderman's Disguise

spiderman maybe if i wear this shirt, no one will be able to tell i'm spiderman
1 year 9 months ago

Grounded Spiderman

grounded spiderman
2 years 3 days ago

Dear Girls

tweet, dear girls, the sooner one of you bites the bullet and becomes my girl...
1 year 7 months ago

Sleeping at Work... Level Asian

Stack of boxes. look from the backside and an Asian guy is asleep inside them
1 year 2 months ago