Do You Even Lift?

Do You Even Lift?


Ok Ethel, you're on point.


Floor, The Largest Shelf

Deadly Turtle

Angry looking turtle, Your Death Will Be Slow and Painful, Mostly slow

How to Kill a Walrus

how to kill a walrus, point to his chest and say, hey whats this, he stabs self


little dog holding back cat)Chill Chill, it aint worth it, you on probation son.


If swimming is SUCH good exercise, EXPLAIN WHALES

Shaving Cream

Shaving Cream Head


Sometimes I wonder. "Why is that FRISBEE getting BIGGER?" Then it  hits me.

Loss of the Ring

basketball, Loss of the ring

Toast Toast Toast

if guns don't kill people, people kill people, then does toast toast toast?

Soviet Cat

In Soviet Russia, web gets posted on the cat.

Worthless Glasses

I hope you find what you're looking for. I can't because you wrote on my glasses

Rude Shark

An Inconsiderate Shark


If orphans don't have parents, where do they come from?

Dog Face

Dog Face


Firecat wants a Hug!

Pluck Your Eyebrows

Pluck you eyebrows out, draw them back on, woman logic

You don't even know me.

Wife gets cookie monster crackers, he says "It's like you don't even know me"

Stub Toe?

civil war doc, Stub Toe, we operate at dawn.

Avenge Me

Avenge me....


Drugs and Alcohol is not the answer Unless you're asking what i'm doing this wkn