LSD

("Hillside" sign looks like LSD) LSD, the beginning of something wonderful...

Oh you ran a marathon?

Oh, you ran a marathon? How heavy was the sled?
10 months 5 days ago

Nothing's Impossible

Pooh-people say nothing's impossible, but I do nothing every day, beer guy hero
1 year 1 month ago

Flood Safe

Fuck Floods I Has An Umbrella
1 year 10 months ago

Kidnap?

Kidnap? I prefer the term surprise adoption.
1 year 11 months ago

Passport

1 year 11 months ago

Pirate's Nightmare

What is a horny pirate's nightmare, a sunken chest and no booty.
1 year 2 months ago

Do I Ever Have a Bad Hairday?

Horse with good hair, Do I ever have a bad Hair Day? Neigh.
8 months 1 week ago

Mobile Phone Evolution

Mobile phone evolution, big to small, then small iphone to bigger phone.
1 year 1 month ago

I Warned You

Facebook status, "Doing what you had to do and regretting it afterwards"...
1 year 2 months ago

Hay

This job isn't for everyone, but hay ..it's in my jeans.
1 year 5 days ago

Irish Afro

I am the sun, irish afro
1 year 11 months ago

Flavored Water

Flavored Water, snow vs bacon
1 year 9 months ago