Chuck Norris Fact

Bruce Lee, want to know Chuck Norris fact? I kick his ass.

Matress

Nothing really Matress
1 year 12 months ago

Busy?

Fry, can't tell if really busy, or just doesn't want to see me
1 year 2 months ago

Happy Snake

I am pleased by this, snake
2 years 1 week ago

Drew Brees

seems that someone Drew Brees
1 year 4 months ago

USA

So I told that teachin lady, the only 3 letters i need to know are U S and A
1 year 9 months ago

That's Nice

that's nice kitty
2 years 3 weeks ago

Hello, this is phone.

(old phone looks like a face) HELLO, yes this is phone.
1 year 3 months ago

Well

cat climbs stucco wall
1 year 12 months ago

All is Lost

all is lost, cat
2 years 23 hours ago

Two Wrights

Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights make a plane.
1 year 10 months ago

No Flip

luggage says no flip on the side and it is sideways, bottom says you sob no flip
1 year 8 months ago

Awkward Kitty

awkward kitten, My Crush is Here!, I better behave as cool as I can.
1 year 3 months ago