In Case Of Fire

In Case of fire, break glass. (stick with marshmellow)

You are what you eat?

They say "You are what you eat" funny I don't remember eating a sexy beast
1 year 3 months ago

Alcohol Truth

Alcohol in the head, truth out of the mouth
1 year 7 months ago

Cool Cat

cool story bro
2 years 1 week ago

Bad Day

Is this real life?
2 years 1 week ago

Math

I'm not going to be like that guy, Math, not even once
1 year 8 months ago

Internet

Me, separated from my life goals by a giant hole, that hole is the internet
1 year 1 month ago

Glasses

Guinea pig with glasses.
1 year 11 months ago

Dog Stuck in Window Blinds

Dog stuck in shades, it's not what you think, there was an earthquake.
1 year 8 months ago

Conn Shawnerry

I mustache you a question, but i'm shaving it for later
1 year 11 months ago

Drink

Drink they said, it will be fun they said.
1 year 1 month ago

Sheen Him?

poster of charlie sheen, have you sheen him?, shawn connery, yesh, i have sheen
1 year 7 months ago

Censorship

DC, says China and Iran shouldn't censor internet, introduces bill that will
1 year 2 weeks ago